then fucking act like it
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist